Your Uniform for the Daily Feeding Quest 😼
"Fat Lard, Dinner" Funny Cat T-Shirt | Bella Canvas Cotton for Surviving the Feline Feeding Quest 🍲👕
If you live with a feline co-pilot who has successfully applied the permanent 'Starvation Debuff' to your entire household since noon, this shirt is your official uniform. 🚨
This "Fat Lard, Dinner" T-shirt is a warmly witty tribute to every adorable menace who acts like they haven't eaten since the Pleistocene era. We get it. The dramatic, wall-shaking dinner-time pleas are a daily minigame, and wearing this tee means you've successfully acknowledged the chaos and are ready to laugh about it. 😂
Crafted from the ridiculously soft, premium Bella Canvas cotton, this isn't just a shirt; it's a piece of supportive, gentle armor. It's so supremely soft, it feels like that rare moment when your Emotional Support Boss finally stops demanding food and sits on your lap to purr (a feeling worth more than a rare drop). 💖
Wear it for a perfectly cozy, casual fit while you complete the 'Pour The Kibble' quest or when you're declaring a much-needed strategic rest day. It’s the perfect relatable gift for cat parents and fellow spoonies who understand that surviving the day is the achievement. Level unlocked. 🏆
Quick Feature List (for SEO/Product Specs):
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Relatable Cat Humor: A witty, inside-joke design for all experienced cat parents. 😹
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Unrivaled Comfort: Made from ultra-soft, ring-spun Bella Canvas cotton. ✨
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Perfect Gift: The ideal choice for cat lovers who need a laugh and a hug. 🎁
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Casual & Cozy: Your new favorite shirt for lounging and low-spoon days. ☁️
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Drip District
- Email: contact@support.thedripdistrict.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Your Uniform for the Daily Feeding Quest 😼 Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
|
32
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